False Prophet? More like Fake Puppet. Eh? How about Failed President? Eh? *jabs you with elbow directly into your ribs* I think I'm gonna go with my gut on this one: Farty McPedophile. Final Answer, Regis!!!
Let's Go, Brandon! Could someone possibly be any more fitting of the word "false" than this guy? Grandpa Joe is so fake he can't even be himself.
More Words in Bold, Golden Letters
Orange Man like gold. Orange Man covered walls of Oval Orifice with gold plating, and then covered gold plating with several paintings of Apollo, the sun god. Orange Man like tapioca pudding. Orange Man just shit his pants, again. Please help Orange Man. Orange Man make squishy noises when he walk. Orange Man MAD!
For those who are still not entirely convinced that Donald J. Trump is the antichrist ... (sigh) ... I'm not entirely convinced that this blog post will make you change your mind... and that's why I need you to come outside and meet me on the corner. I'll be the non-binary person standing on my (stolen) soapbox, ranting about "Orange Man Bad!" while violently shaking a copy of The Holy Bible (that I stole from a motel room last year) in the air, while standing on a busy street corner, black-out drunk on Steel Reserve 211's purchased from 7-Eleven at 2:11 in the afternoon on 02/11/2011 . <winks in incel at all the fine females reading this right now>
Please put money in the dirty, upside down MAGAT hat on the sidewalk down there so I can get me some more malt liquor, would ya? <belches loudly> I need to be shit-hammered, so I don't get DT'S again. Don't confuse me now, boy; I said DT'S, not TDS! One is Trump Derangement Syndrome and the other is Delirium Tremens and I happen to be diagnosed with both... why are y'all looking at me like that? Are you jealous because I got put on disability for my debilitating TDS? God bless Joe Biden. Oh, wait -- did my dick fall through that hole in my pants again? And why is it so dang itchy? Must be my dang ol' pubic crabs, acting up! <itches loudly>
That's so funny because Trump is my savior and Jesus is my president! What are the odds?
Now, where were we? Ah, yes. Check this out:
Ten Reasons to Start Believing that Donald Trump is the Antichrist Right Now:
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John 5:43 (NIV) I have come in my Father’s name, and you do not accept me; but if someone else comes in his own name, you will accept him.
Jesus may have been warning us about Trump, whose name was known by every household across America several years before he became president. Trump established himself as "the businessman and real estate mogul who puts his name on everything he owns" decades before his first presidential term. He entered the presidential race as a political outsider; an underdog who became president by virtue of his namesake. Trump is also loved and accepted by the people of Israel; these are the people Jesus is referring to in John 5:43.
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Several of Donald Dump's relatives share the name "Christ". Two notable examples are Donald's father, Frederick Christ Trump, and the mother of Fred Trump (Donald's paternal grandmother), Elizabeth Christ Trump, who died on 06/06/1966. Just add the 'anti-' prefix and it's on (like Donkey Kong, bitches).
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In Daniel 7:8 the antichrist is referred to as "little horn". The name Trump literally means "little horn".
The original name of the Trump family was actually Drumpf. There isn't a clear consensus on when Drumpf was changed to Trump; some claim that Donald's grandfather turned Drumpf into Trump in the year 1885, while others claim the change happened back in the early 1600's. There is a consensus as to why the name was changed, however; the reason being to distance themselves from their German heritage.
Anywho, "Don Drumpf" has a value of 666 in English gematria. Now that's pretty trippy, spaceman.
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Supposedly, the so-called "number of the beast" was changed to 666. Apparently, the number was originally 616. Currently, I am aware of two different ways that the number 616 relates to Trump:
1). On 06/16/2015, Donald Trump officially announced that he was running for president as a Republican.
2). The 616th prime number is 4547. Trump is the 45th and 47th president of the United States. Hmmm... Creepy.
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Daniel 11:36 (KJV) Then the king will do as he pleases and will exalt and magnify himself above every god, and he will speak monstrous things against the God of gods.
There are a few examples of Trump fulfilling this prophecy:
1). He declared himself the "Second Coming of God" and the "King of Israel" on the same day back in 2019.
2). In 2015, at the "Family Leadership Summit" in Ames, Iowa, moderator Frank Luntz asked Trump whether he has ever asked God for forgiveness for his actions. Trump responded, “I am not sure I have. I just go on and try to do a better job from there. I don’t think so. I think if I do something wrong, I think, I just try and make it right. I don’t bring God into that picture. I don’t.”
Trump said that while he hasn’t asked God for forgiveness, he does participate in Holy Communion.
"When I drink my little wine – which is about the only wine I drink – and have my little cracker, I guess that is a form of asking for forgiveness, and I do that as often as possible because I feel cleansed,” he said. “I think in terms of ‘let’s go on and let’s make it right.’”
Let's just say that there were Christians who found Trump's responses to these questions to be... geez I dunno -- Repugnant? Disgusting? Heretical?
3). The "45th President of the United States Signature Edition Holy Bible", complete with Big Don's signature taking up half of the available cover space. Trump was selling these on eBay for $1000 a piece. Anyone who actually paid this price for one of these should be taken out back and shot.
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The following Bible verse is such an accurate match with Trump that no further explanation is required:
Rev. 3:5 (KJV) And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and power was given unto him to continue forty and two months.
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Rev. 13:3 (KJV) And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast. This prophecy was likely fulfilled on 07/13/2024, when Trump was shot in his... ear?
Perhaps not a mortal head wound, but pretty damn close to being one! (The intimidating guy standing behind me backs me up and shouts "Yeah!" "Yeah!" while maintaining direct eye contact with you.) Also, how is it that his ear seems to have miraculously healed from that incident? ("Yeah, how is that? asks my hype-man, as he paces back and forth in an effort to abate his escalating rage [he told me that he doesn't like your face, friend].)
This also occurred at the appropriate time in the Biblical timeline, right before as the second half of the tribulation is set to begin, which is also when the AC Trump is supposed to become very wicked and evil. Seems to be fairly accurateó! I made that word up. Do you like it? (Hype man collapses onto the ground, dead from an apparent drug overdose.)
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2 Thessalonians 2:3 describes the antichrist as "the man of lawlessness"
Hmm... why does that word look so familiar? Oh, I know!
On one hand, this is the type of thing that makes me question whether DJT truly is the AC because it's so obvious that it's almost as if they want us to think he is the AC. My point being that this whole thing might be the brainchild of some overweight and overpaid douchebags brainstorm session during a bored meeting in the bored room with the members of the bored.
On the other hand, it could be that they want to be sure that everyone had more than enough opportunities to figure this shit out.
On the other hand -- oh, wait -- I don't have a third hand. Do you dig, man? I don't even have a leg to stand on. I'm about as useful as a bowl full of cold, congealed diarrhea, served over a bed of bent, rusty nails and infested with maggots.
There is also that one time Trump tweeted that one thing:
What do you think? Is DJT the "man of lawlessness"?
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Trump is worshipped as a god and regarded as a savior. I have selected the following two examples as evidence that "Trump Worship" is real, but there are many other examples of this phenomenon.
1). A farmer in India named Bussa Krishna had a dream about Donald Trump, which inspired him to worship Trump, as a god. Bussa even commissioned the construction of a shrine in his backyard, complete with a life-size Trump statue. Bussa fell into a deep depression in October 2020, after learning that president Trump was battling COVID-19. Bussa actually ended up dying of cardiac arrest the same week!
Mr. Krishna performing worship rituals on his life size statue of... Patrick Sajak?
2). Then there all of the Christians who seem to have adopted Trump as their "stand-in savior" (only until the actual savior arrives, obviously).
Pictured above is Franklin Graham, the son of the famous Christian con artist, Billy Graham. Franklin is another candidate for "The False Prophet" (aka "the second beast") because he followed Trump on the campaign trail and helped him get elected a second time, by rallying Christians together to "worship" Tronald Dump.
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The final, and most important, reason to start believing that Donald Trump is the antichrist is because everyone else is doing it. You don't want to be the one person on the other side of the apocalypse who doubted that Trump was the antichrist, do you?
President 🎺 is a Fat-Headed Idiot & a Massive Piece of 💩!
Normally, I try to avoid talking about politics on this blog (or anywhere else, for that matter).
Politics are a dualistic trap, encouraging us to pick a side and convincing us that it is ok to exert control over other people's choices, by telling them what they can and can't do.
These aren't politics; these are politricks. Two wings: same bird. [Cue generic Reddit response]: "This 'both sides b.s. is what got us into this mess. If Kamala had won, none of this would be happening!" Ha! People that still believe their vote counts cannot be helped.
All I'm trying to say is that El Presidente Trumpas really chaps my hairy, white ass. Which reminds me... I need to apply more Vaseline™ because my skin is incredibly dry down there (moist, glopping noises).
Tariffically Tariffying
POTUS Trump has been pushing for tariffs. Tariffs are taxes charged to foreign countries for exporting their goods to Amerikkka. To put it simply: if'n you want to sell yo shit to the U.S. of A. then you gone hafta pay. Now, pay up! (You fucking cocksucker.)
I can think of several reasons why tariffs are a terrible idea:
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Making foreign countries pay taxes to export goods is creating tension between these foreign countries and the U.S.A. Trump has pissed off the greater part of the planet over these stupid things.
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The extra cost that foreign countries are being required to pay to export goods to America is going to end up being covered by the consumers. In other words, we the people of America are the one's who will ultimately foot the bill for these tariffs.
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This is going to make the price of all types of goods and products increase. Everything is going to be even more expensive than it already is.
Trump's motivation behind implementing these tariffs is to "bring manufacturing jobs back to America". Why the fuck would we want to bring manufacturing jobs back to America? This is a terrible idea, for several reasons:
1.
These are horrible factory jobs. These jobs are known for their terrible working conditions and dangerous environments, surrounded by heavy machinery and conveyor belts all over the damn place. These are the type of jobs that first world countries (the type of country that the U.S. used to be) outsource to third world countries, in order to exploit poor people for their cheap labor.
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While exploiting third world countries for their cheap labor is incredibly unethical, it also helps to make the products we buy affordable. Think of it this way: if we were to bring these manufacturing jobs back to America, we would have to start paying American wages to the people working in the factories. This means that people will be getting paid $12.00 - $15.00 an hour to do a job that they were previously paying somebody $1.00 per day to do.
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I'm sure you can imagine what is going to happen to the price of these products when we bring these manufacturing jobs back to America. Americans will no longer be able to afford any of these products. It's absolutely bonkers.
Again, I want to emphasize that these are shitty manufacturing jobs inside factories. This is hard labor in dirty, dangerous, and generally undesirable conditions. Trump may succeed in bringing these jobs back to America, but that doesn't necessarily mean that Americans will be working these jobs. These are the types of jobs that illegal immigrants will be hired to work and...
Oh. I almost forgot that Trump just deported all of the illegal immigrants, so there is no one here to work these shitty factory jobs. What? Do you think white people are going to do it?
I thought Commander Orange understood the business world. I don't know the first thing about the business world and yet even I am easily able to understand how this works. The citizens of the country on the top (America) don't suffer inside of hot factories as they endure the laborious manufacturing of the products that consoomers want: technological gadgetry and the cutting edge, futuristic devices that the privileged and shitty first world countries have become addicted to and hopelessly dependent on.
Please ensure that the POTUS receives the following message: the rich country outsources these shitty manufacturing jobs to the poor people countries, in order to exploit them for cheap labor. This is how the world works, so what the fuck is Donald Dump thinking? Is he thinking?
I find it incredibly hard to believe that the people behind The Donald™ don't already know how stupid this tariff malarkey is. Nobody with even a partially active brain could actually believe that this tariff bullshit is a good idea that will help America prosper. This idea is simply too terrible for me to believe that could be true.
These "tech bros" who are behind Trump, pulling the strings behind the curtain must be trying to accomplish something with this. I feel like this is an orchestrated demolition of the United States. These dudes are going to destroy America; perhaps, a sacrifice necessary for something greater, like world domination. Perhaps that is why Trump is bombing Iran.
The Big, Beautiful Bill Can Suck My Big, Beautiful Balls
I've been harvesting my pubic lice just for the occasion. The One, Big, Beautiful Bill Act probably does a lot of terrible things I don't even know about (yet); but what I do know is that it cuts funding to Medicaid and EBT/Snap (food stamps). Of course, the poorest people in society are getting fucked over by these rich bastards, while they enjoy some well deserved tax breaks. This shit literally makes me feel sick. It's so disgusting that people can be like this, bro. I fucking hate this fucking planet sometimes.
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The worst part is when the common folk defend this bullshit, by saying something like this: "I'm glad that these people will have to work to qualify for food stamps and medicaid. Oh, boohoo! They can't get something for nothing anymore!"
Right... all of these welfare cases are sucking off of the government teat and getting something for nothing! Here's another example of getting something for nothing: rich people make money, just by having money. Once you have enough money, you can literally just put it into a bank account and live off of the annual interest that the money accrues. Is that an example of getting something for nothing, or am I just too poor and stupid to "get it"? How does money that is sitting in an account and literally doing nothing make more money come into existence? Oh, that's right: the rich people made up all the rules.
Rich people disgust me. I'd rather be born poor and hungry than born with a silver spoon up my ass. That's right, Moneybags: I'd rather know what it's like to be poor than know what it's like to be filthy rich. Rich people make me 🤢 🤮.
Anyway...
Like -- OK -- we get it: big beautiful bill/build back better = bbb = 666. This obviously is symbolic of the fact that Trump and Biden are both dirty, old pedos on Epstein Island.
I find it somewhat unnerving how all of a sudden Trump is in the hot seat for refusing to release the "Jeffrey Epstein" list. Apparently, no one got the memo from six years ago that Trump and his buddy Jeffrey liked to play with little girls on Chomo Island? I can't help but be belligerently baffled n' befuddled, bitch. See? I can do sum badass alliteration with da letta "B", too.
I am reminded of a comment I read on a conspiracy forum several years ago, which predicted that the corrupted elite would expose themselves to the masses before the end times.
SUMMARY
Approximately one year ago, in a post titled "The Great Reset: This is how the world will end", I wrongly stated that the 'Great tribulation' from the book of revelation had not only started, but was already over.
I have always (incorrectly) assumed that the seven year tribulation would happen over the course of seven consecutive years.
If Donald Trump truly is the final antichrist of the end times, then the seven year tribulation does not happen over seven consecutive years. The first Half of the tribulation was Trump's first presidential term, and the second half of the tribulation is Trump's second presidential term.
This means that the first half of the seven year tribulation started in either 2016 or 2017 and ended in 2020, and the second half of the tribulation just began at the end of 2024 or the beginning of 2025.
Joe Biden's presidency is representative of an "intermission": that excruciatingly slow chunk of time during every concert that begins immediately after the opening act plays their last song and ends right as the headlining act plays their first song.
I believe that Joe Biden is the 'false prophet' (aka 'the second beast') from the book of revelation. I believe that Joe Biden fits the description more accurately than anyone else: he has all of the authority of the first beast (he was literally the president of the United States, just like Trump). Joe Biden gets everyone to take the mark of the beast (the COVID vaccine). Joe Biden also gets everyone to worship Trump (he made such a fool of himself while presiden that he had all of the American Evangelicals frothing at the mouth [and asshole] for Trump to cum again [ooh, yeah]). For the naysayers, I have a backup false prophet: Franklin Graham, the son of famous televangelist Billy Graham, who followed Trump on the campaign trail in 2024, urging dipshits to worship donald duck - I mean, Donald dipshit. What?
I believe that the mark of the beast is the red maga hat (the mark on the forehead) and I also believe that the mark of the beast is the COVID-19 Vaccine 💉💉💉 (the mark on the hand... Hand/arm whatever)! The mark of the beast is meant to be symbolic of the worship of the beast. The hat is obviously a symbol of Trump (the antichrist) worship, and the vaccine is a symbol of worship of the beast system, which is guided by modern science and artificial intelligence. The mark contains "the number of his name": for the hat, this is the '45-47' (Trump is the 45th and 47th POTUS, and 4547 is the 616th prime number). For the vaccine, this is the graphene oxide, which contains 6 protons, 6 neutrons, and 6 electrons. 666, bro 😈
Furthermore, these events are all aligned with the biblical timeline: the MOTB, the false prophet, and the mortal head wound (the staged assassination attempt on Trump 07/13/2024) all occur during the middle of the tribulation. All of these events occurred during the time between the first and second half of the tribulation (aka Trump's 1st and 2nd presidential terms). Don't tase me, bro!
I didn't move the goalposts! These goalposts move themselves!
Yes,I will admit that I was wrong. As much as it sucks to be wrong, I try to always own up to my mistakes, spaceman.
I believe that the second half of the tribulation period has started and am now predicting the end of everything in 2027/2028.
(Yes: this is when many others are also predicting for the end times/second coming.)
"You knew I was a snake when you let me in!"
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