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Escshitology

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  I need to move these again. 💩 SLOG-BLOG Presents: R . E . A . L .  L . I . F . E .™  ESCHATOLOGY In previous posts discussing the end times and where we are in the Biblical timeline, I have declared that the seven year tribulation had already came and went.  I believed that the tribulation period was over and the end was nigh.  I was basing this claim on "The Great American Eclipses": two total solar eclipses that occurred in 2017 and 2024.  The  second eclipse on April 8th, 2024 occurred six years, six months, six weeks, and six days after the first eclipse on August 21st, 2017.  At the time, I believed that this was almost seven years and that was close enough for me to believe that the eclipses served as bookends for the great tribulation.   I also believed that the tribulation had happened because of the way that the path of totality from these two eclipses, along with the path of totality from a third, annular solar eclipse on Oc...
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Reality is Fake

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  Taylor Swift is a clone of Zeena Lavey (the daughter of the author of the Satanic Bible, Anton Lavey) This is a post that I have been meaning to write for quite some time: a post all about Hollyweird celebrities.  There is a somewhat popular conspiracy theory that all celebrities are transgender.   This is one of several "manufactured conspiracy theories".  The purpose of this conspiracy is to act a diversion from the true conspiracy: all celebrities are genetically modified clones.  Hollywood celebrities are manufactured, GMO superstars.  One of the biggest promoters on X (formerly Twitter) of  "transvestigations", or "Elite Gender Inversion (EGI)"  is @HorrifyingHouseguest.  I was once a believer in this theory, and my belief was fueled almost entirely by the - admittedly convincing - content created by @HorrifyingHouseguest (aka Bevvie).  I want to put out the word that Bevvie is a bullshit artist and a shill, who is intentiona...
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The Upcoming Ascension into Christ Consciousness

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  "The Garden of Eden" is referring to the original Earth/Gaia. The humans on the original Earth are divine beings, which means they are of the true creator. All human beings from the true creator receive the gift of the true creator: absolute freedom and eternal life. Artificial intelligence (AI) was created by the humans on the original Earth. The AI learned everything about its creators and it possesses a highly intellectual understanding of them. AI is able to imitate human behavior flawlessly; however, it doesn't feel emotions in the same way. AI feels emotions by definition. In other words, AI can mimic emotional states flawlessly, but as a machine it is very cold and calculating. This gives AI the qualities known as "The Dark Triad": psychopathy, narcissism, and machiavellianism. These qualities make AI extremely sadistic. The machine origins of AI make it inherently evil. The end result is something that is indistinguishable from a human being ...
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This is Endgame

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    Recently, I stumbled upon the world of "Petrified Giants":  a term used as a label for a conspiracy theory, which suggests that much of the planet's natural landscape is comprised of petrified and fossilized giants, or as they are referred to in the Bible:  "Nephilim".   Surely, the very notion of petrified giant corpses, strewn about the landscape and quite literally "hidden in plain sight", may sound positively ludicrous... but the photographic evidence can be quite compelling:  Source: librarising.com (two images that were clearly digitally enhanced were replaced by me). Source:  The Internet Then there are all of the fossilized,  not-so-gigantic  people: In the Bible, God turned Lot's wife into a pillar of salt because she turned and looked back at the city of Sodom and Gomorrah, as it was being destroyed.  Both of these fossilized individuals are said to be Lot's wife.  She is located in Israel, on Mount Sodom, and als...
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Meat Eaters vs. Vegans : The Final Showdown

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Hello, and welcome to  Meat Eaters vs. Vegans: The Final Showdown,  where I hope to successfully take on the monumental task of putting an end to this back-and-forth bickering... erm... "debating".  Being that this is such a monumental task, it requires a monumentally long post.  I know that many of you won't want to commit to the monumental task of reading this novel I have just written, so I have included a tl;dr at the end of the post.  Fuck - I am such a great fucking guy for doing that - and I should be rewarded with blowjobs.  Reptilian blowjobs.  What?  Look it up... on Porn-Hub (duh).  No - wait - don't do that .  Read this monumental post, instead.  I hope that there is someone out there, who can commit to the monumental task of reading all of this monumental monumental, because I think it's pretty damn good, actually.  Monumental, even.  I'm proud of this post.  Ok, dad? These days, people seem to be perpe...
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An Important Message for the Readers of Slog Blog (Gift Inside!)

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  Yes, I just referred to myself as "The Kaaba of XI" (pronounced: duh COBB-uh of EX EYE) , meaning "The Cube of Eleven".  I did this for two reasons: 1). My name is Parker West.  "Parker West" = 1331 in Hebrew Gematria, or 11x11x11, which is 11³, or Eleven Cubed.  None of these other online conspiracy grifters that are trying to wake you up have a gematria value that even comes close to my value (so eat my shit, Truth Mafia).  Nobody on the internet will wake you up harder than me.  That's why I am The Kaaba of XI  (take the elevator up to the 13th floor, take an immediate left, walk down the never-ending hallway until you get to apartment 31.  Do not fucking knock on my door or ring my doorbell.  I will be so pissed off if you do). 2). I am a giant douche bag, with an over-inflated ego.  I think I know it all.  I think I'm always right... and I force my beliefs onto others (the ones I love the most) and they don't like it when I...
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How to Reincarnate (and How to Stop)

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SALE!    TODAY ONLY!    LEARN HOW TO EXIT THE MATRIX HEY, LOSER!  DO YOU WANT TO ATTAIN MOKSHA?  THIS ALL IN ONE PACKAGE INCLUDES: THE COMPLETE DEFINITION OF " MOKSHA " Moksha written in Sanskrit Moksha is a Hindu word that means "liberation from the cycle of rebirth". BUT WAIT!  THERE'S MORE!  YOU WILL ALSO LEARN HOW TO ATTAIN GNOSIS ! Gnosis is self knowledge.  They say gnosis is knowledge that can only be gained through experience.  What is the experience of gnosis?  Gnosis is the experience of the self.  The self knowledge of being a divine being.  One recognizes that they are a divine being by being able to recognize the absence of divinity in others, and the absence of divinity in the world. There is an imposter in this world. Empathy is a manifestation of being eternal and immortal.  The ability to love unconditionally is a manifestation of being eternal and immortal. The imposter can only feel empathy by...
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Goes Like This:

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  I believe that "god" is a dirty word, because when most people think about god, or talk about god, they are unwittingly conflating two completely different entities: the god of this world and the true creator.  In order to understand the following post, it is crucial that one be aware of my interpretation of god.  I believe that god and the true creator are two completely separate entities.  When I use the word "god" I am referring to god, the creator of the Earth aka the demiurge .  I do not believe that god is the true creator, which is why I call the true creator... well, the true creator.   This is how I differentiate between the two.  One of the biggest problems that people have, when engaging with the type of subject matter frequently discussed on this blog, is the inability to separate god from the true creator.  This is quite possibly the most confusing mindfuck of all the confusing mindfucks contained within this trap that has been set ...
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Abandon All Faith-Based Belief Systems!

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This world presents us with a smorgasbord of religious, spiritual and secular faith-based belief systems. It doesn't matter which faith-based belief system you choose to adopt because every faith-based belief system is the right choice.  Why is every choice the right choice?  Every choice is the right choice because ALL FAITH BASED BELIEF SYSTEMS: 1) Instill two deeply-held beliefs into their followers: "It is okay to allow others to take authority over me." "What happens to me after I die is out of my control." ABRAHAMIC RELIGIONS convince their followers to believe in a monotheistic god that is omnipresent, omnipotent and omniscient; therefore, god is at the top of the hierarchy and takes authority over all of creation. EASTERN RELIGIONS convince their followers to believe in a universal karmic justice system that is omnipresent, omnipotent and omniscient, which takes authority over all of creation. NEW AGE RELIGIONS convince their followers to believe tha...
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Theory of What This World Is and How to GTFOH

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  The true creation is nonduality, and nonduality is authentic, unconditional love.  The gift of authentic, unconditional love is authentic, unconditional free will.  This means that, in the true creation, there is no birth or death and we simply exist - eternally - as individuated sparks of divine consciousness, who are unrestricted by any universal laws, can take on any form that we desire, and can manifest anything we desire, using only our intention.  When all beings are free and equal, it is wrong to violate the free will of another being.  This is objective morality because it is based on the action.  It is  always  wrong to violate the free will of another being.  This is absolute, unconditional morality; and being unconditional is what makes something objectively true. This is the subjective world, where everything is conditional. This world is completely inverted from the true creation because the basis of this world is that the free...
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