A Pigeon in My Mind

 "A Pigeon in my Mind"

"Music Has The Right To Children" is a concept album by BoC starring Music the Monster. Music is a beastly, terrifyingly hairy monster with razor sharp teeth and filthy but dull claws, that survives by feeding on children from the village. As bad as this sounds, Music has another side, a side that everyone loves and listens to the beautiful, melodic rhythms and soothing, repetitive beats and noisy noises produced by Music the Monster every night, in the forest. Eventually, parents from the village were so sick and tired of having all their children eaten alive by Music, that they sued him and took him to court. The courtroom trial was aired on live T.V. and millions of people around the world watched the drama unfold. In the end, the judge ruled that Music has the right to children, and that's just something we're all going to have to accept if we want to keep listening to Music. Music went on to become a YouTube sensation, going viral after live streaming himself murdering and consuming people's children every Sunday night.

Turquoise Hexagon Sun was the first BoC track I ever heard, and I was immediately hooked on it like snorting lines of cocaine through my ears. The only way that track could be more of a banger would be by synthesizing it into a liquid form and injecting it like a drug. I'd synthesize every synthesizer from every BoC track into a synthetic liquid analogue and I'd use a syringe to siphon it up and stick it in, then I'd push it all the way through my skin into my vein. I'd shoot it up to feel no pain, to have no thoughts inside my brain, inside my head, lying down inside my bed, room starts spinning like a DJ with a record - I can't keep my life together. Banging Canada's greatest bangers. Eventually, I'd have the entire BoC discography inside of me, and I would keep track of each track by marking all the track marks and keeping all the tracks marked, then tracking every track I mark and marking every mark I track and keeping track of checking tracks and marking them with check marks. I'm feeling more stimulated than anticipated and my heart is beating syncopated why my eyes so pinned, they dilated. Fuck I'm faded.

When I introduced my girlfriend to BoC I told her that the music was made by a sound engineer and a psychologist. Too much time has passed since I told her this to come clean about making that up.

I don't know why I lied to her about that.

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